May I have a water no ice?I want a cranberry and vodka. NO ICE.
Diet coke and rum. no ice.
This is weak. I need an extra shot and I DON'T expect to pay for it.
I need a glass of wine. With ice.
Anybody notice this NO ICE epidemic? Or Ice On The Side trend? What is this ridiculous excess/non excess Excessiveness??
Also these people have no idea how to order drinks!!! It's vodka cran people!! Rum and diet!! And I'm sorry that you are from Arkansas and don't know what real wine looks like but hey!
White Zinfandel is not white.
Nor is it wine.
Which is why we laugh at you no matter what.
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I have recently experienced similar things. "I'll have a Bloody Mary, no ice and no extra mixer."
I give them the drink and the glass isn't full to the rim. Granted, we have been dealing with this from cheap red wine drinkers for years, but the f*cking lady is pissed that her glass isn't full to the rim. Of course, I ask is she would like to pay for an extra shot of vodka? Nope, she is horribly offended and is now leaving this establishment. See ya, you dumb bitch! I don't walk into my local costco and ask for a discount. Stop expecting something from nothing, you greedy fucks :)
Strong island! I wanna strong island! Top shelf! Less ice. A little less. Fuck your ice, bitch. Drink your shitty drink with specifications. Oh you can't taste the liquor? Surprise.
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