My cats mouth is nicer than yours

Some people think that the more rude they are to you, the more you will bend to their will. This simply isn't true. The more rudely people treat those of us in this business, the more we look in your eyes, speak sweetly, and fuck your shit up behind your back.
You don't like the fact that you have to wait HALF an HOUR for your food?? WHAT is this? Welcome to Hawai'i time, oh wait, Kaua'i time. Yes. You thought you were relaxed. Your Ipad, macBook, Yelp, TripAdvisor said you would only wait 15 minutes and have great service. Oooops.
I guess what the travel books/ internet/ google/ yahoo/ lonely planet/ bullshit wasn't correct.
Hey! Here's an idea!! Let's just see where the day takes us!! How can we enjoy ourselves to the fullest in this amazing, majestic, unbelievable landscape of paradise?

Hey, My 7 mai tais have been too weak. I need anothhhhhhherzzz onnnnneee.