** I would also like to add that these questions/ statements can be very specific to our island but those of you reading who don't live here should just imagine the concept and then move on from there.
SHIT TOURISTS SAY
Do you live here? : while at work behind the bar/ waiting on them/ performing any sort of service that screams "yes asshole I DO live here and get paid minimum wage to talk to your clearly limited intellect."
Where is the beach?
When do they turn the waterfalls on?
What are the white ropes on the mountains? Can I climb them? : This one baffled me. Are you that out of touch with nature that you think water fucking falls are ropes??? Really? I got asked this twice in one week. It's no wonder that the US education system is behind Cuba's and 43 other countries.
Does the water go all the way around the island?
Can you swim under the islands?
Can you drive to the other islands?
Can you drive past the end of the road?
How often do you go back to the states?
....Well in THE STATES we have THIS, and THIS...yes I understand. The states are clearly amazing places to live you should go back there.
When do you think it will stop raining? : I actually told this lady "well if I could predict the future I wouldn't be working HERE, that's for sure!!! Ha! She didn't like that. By the way.
Where do the whales go at night?
What's the weather going to be like in 3 months from now? :What you don't know?? I'm going to Maui then.
What town is this?
Is this downtown Princeville?
What island am I on right now?
I don't like sand, which beach is best for me?
Do I need a passport to come to Hawaii? I am from The States. : Oh honey. Yes you are.
Who Is the Native Chief?
Are you Native?
Where are all the Natives? I don't see any walking around.
Why hasn't it stopped raining?
Hey. WHY HASN'T IT STOPPED RAINING??? I PAID GOOD GODDAMN MONEY FOR THIS VACATION AND IT NEEDS TO STOP RAINING IMMEDIATELY!! OTHERWISE YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER MY WRATH!! I WILL FREQUENT EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN, BITCH AND WHINE AND NOT TIP!!!!! BECAUSE IT'S RAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 comments:
I love when they ask you, "do you think it will be raining when we come back next year?" I am so sorry, I left my crystal ball at home today! D. Rickert
I love the complaints about the rain, if you don't like rain maybe you should book a trip to the desert Not to the garden island of Kaua'i also known as "the wettest spot on earth" Do some research people! Why do you think it's so green around here? Because of all the rain, duh. -Amy
I live in Puerto Rico and I get asked the same retarded questions All the time. Yes! I do live here. No! I can't predict the weather and then they go on and on telli g me how everything in the "main land" is so much better. I just think that when people from the states go on vacation they leave their brains at home. I sure hope they are not as stupid all year round.
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