the Beginning

I am creating this blog to go out to all the disgruntled service industry workers out there. Especially those of us who live here in the beautiful Hawaiian islands. We are a completely different breed of minions. However, I would like this to be a forum for anyone who has complaints, funny stories, or just plain old good bitching about all the fucking idiots that we have to deal with on a daily basis. Positive feedback about customers is appreciated too, because we do like them sometimes. Right??

Let's get right down to it.

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Here is a list of customers we don't like. Don't be these douchebags:

People who snap their fingers at you.
People who wave at you for 5 minutes when you're slammed and then aren't ready when you get to them.
Canadians.
People who ask "what's the cheapest thing you have?"
Straight guys who drink cosmos: pussies.
People who split 4 Mai tais/ whatever on 4 separate cards. Assholes.
People who scream drink orders at you when you're not even looking at them.
People who think the garnish tray is a buffet, don't touch my fruit with your germ covered hands!!
People who order a drink that I've never heard of and don't even know what's in it.
People who slam their beer bottles and/or shot glasses down on the bar: you're cut off!!
Australians: even worse than canadians because they drink a LOT and don't tip at ALL!!
People who say "oh I'm a bartender too" like I give a shit. And then are always shitty tippers!!
People who tell me to smile.
People: i.e. tourists, who want to know my life story. "where are you from? How did you end up here? Why do you live here? Where do you live? How much do you make? How much do you pay n rent?" NONE of your GODDAMN business!!!! Do I ask you why you live in your shitty suburb outside of Detroit?? NO!!
People who ask "what's good?" I don't know what you drink, or eat asshole just order something!! People who try to order drinks for their underage kids then get pissed and don't tip when you say no.
People who are on their way to the airport and want you to put their ticket before everyone else's.
People who sit at the only dirty table in a whole restaurant full of empty tables.
People who want you to read them the menu over the phone.
People who order non alcoholic alcoholic beverages.
People who say "when you have a chance"  uh I have a chance now douchebag that's why I'm talking to you.
People who complain there's no alcohol in their drink: either  I'm really good at my job or you're too drunk!! Fuck off!!
Straight guys who drink lemon drops.
People who want to know your name so they can abuse it for the rest of the night.

Please feel free to add to this list!!!  I will post all.